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小小小趣事

一.
昨天上3B七、八節，我拿的東西很多，走出教員室時還險些跌掉東西。於是，我先將物件放在教員室外的小桌，再次整理好，才「上路」去。

幾經辛苦，到達3B班。我先插咪，發現自己眼前有兩枝無線咪，心想：死了，我連七樓同學用來叫老師出來的那枝無線咪也據為己有......

晚上跟同事甲乙丙談起這件小事，他們笑得很開心，還說我應該試試用這枝咪叫「起立，各位同學午安」，看看教員室的同事會否聽到。


二.
今天教《爸爸的花兒落了》，期間談起我婆婆數年前患腸癌過身。我說：「某天，我婆婆發現大便有血......」

坐在課室後排的某位身型高大的男同學突然舉手，我問：「有甚麼事？」

他慌張又認真地問：「Miss，死啦，大便有血是不是有腸癌？我大便有血......好驚.....」全班都笑了。

而作為老師的我，那一刻，忍笑忍得很辛苦。

結果，憑全班同學的「經驗」和常識，認真地判斷該男同學應該是

生庤瘡。

三.

電話內容如下：
meiMei: maMa, why are you so late? LowBarn (老闆) is in office?

maMa: Oh no, LowBarn is away again! I am coming home now.

meiMei: Why?... LowBarn just came back, going away again?

maMa: yes, LowBarn is busy... Never mind, maybe he will come back tomorrow.

meiMei: yes, never mind, it is only LowBarn...

maMa: ...

meiMei: Where is LowBarn going?

maMa: LowBarn is going to Beijing, taking aeroplane to Beijing.

meiMei: LowBarn is going to buy drinks? LowBarn is thirsty?

maMa: no no no.... LowBarn went to BEIJING, BEIJING is a place name like Hong Kong and Singapore....



如果能親眼見到這位小meiMei就好了。